Got a special someone in your life who’s been a real… dick? Give them exactly what they deserve with our deliciously tart, fruit-flavored candy. Each 2 lb. plastic jar is packed with a rainbow of perfectly shaped treats, making it the ultimate gag gift for any occasion.
- 2 lbs. of Tart Candy: A generous jar full of fun, dick-shaped sweets.
- Rainbow of Fruit Flavors: A colorful, tangy taste sensation in every handful.
- The Perfect Gag Gift: Ideal for exes, bosses, coworkers, family, or that neighbor who just won’t quit.
- Portable & Ready: Keep a jar in your car, desk, or purse—because you never know when you’ll need it.
In a world full of assholes, be prepared. Order your jar today and serve up the perfect ironic treat!
